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  • NKR
    03-10 10:09 AM
    I have been lurking on this forum to understand the plight of EB immigrants and the posts the last few weeks have confirmed my belief that the problem exist because a lot of people came to the US from 1999-2006 and want to stay here permanently. The EB immigration system was fine before then; thus, the problem is supply/demand, not the immigration policies.

    You are partly right, but the problem does not end there. Lot of it has to do with the disorderly way the applications were/are being picked up. All the old applications were pushed to BECs and newer perm applications were picked up for processing. The dates were abruptly moved forward which allowed USCIS to approve newer 485 applications before the dates were pushed back. I am a victim of both these cases… Also, there has been a lot of wastage of visa numbers. If none of these happened I am sure the EB3 dates would have move forward without getting stagnated in 2001.





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  • apt29
    11-11 05:00 PM
    Is there any IV member in DC willing take up this task, while we work on document?

    The next step is really to get an appointment with the official. We can get signatures/representation much easily.





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  • delhiguy
    07-09 08:39 PM
    I feel that they did not violate any clause. Till June 30 which is end of third quarter, they are authorized to approve (3*27%*140K) 113,400. However they approved only 66,400 till May 31. That yields about 47,000 for June alone(10%+any number not used in previous months). The reamining visas are eligible for Jul 1, which is 13,000. Put together June and July1, it comes 60,000. Therefore they did not violate any law. This makes only 126,000. The remaining number was splitted for Consular processing.

    my 2 cents...

    That really makes Sense, I believe USCIS/DOS are smart agencies, and wont do those kind of silly mistakes..





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  • sam_hoosier
    01-18 04:52 PM
    http://www.nelp.org/docUploads/Fact%20sheet%20formatted%2Epdf

    This will help you understand the law...you didnt have to answer the police officer.

    Based on this document, it looks like I-766 (EAD card) is good enough as proof of ID & immigration status.



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  • NKR
    07-03 11:09 PM
    May I suggest the following reservations:
    20% Other Backward Countries (OBC)
    15% Scheduled Countries (SC)
    15% Scheduled Territories (ST)
    5% Kins of the armed forces
    Remaining 55% for Highly Skilled people

    Notfunny dude..





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  • GCOP
    10-15 03:25 PM
    We are trying to achieve our objective for our Freedom by Getting Greencards. Many of us experience that, we are not totally free to change the job evenif there is AC21 provision. We also do not have same privileges as US Permanent Resident. Ask the people, many of them have been turned down the Loans. Quoting my own example, my son is not eligible for College Federal Education Grants (FAFSA and PELL Grant) eventhough we have been paying all the taxes since 8 years. Even I cannot get a Private Loan for him, as we do not have Greencards. So by all means, we are feeling helplessness , because of not having Greencard. I support the idea of ItIsNotFunny. He should not be criticized for taking initiative or just for suggesting. We cannot succeed in getting any Legislation passed, is a different issue But We should always try. Who knows, we may find ourselves successful in one of our attempts.



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  • srini1976
    07-11 09:12 PM
    I consider this movement of dates a ticket to enter a lucky draw. Whatever visa numbers remain to be used in last two months of the fiscal year is going to be allocated at random to people who have their PD current in this period. So, congratulations to whoever gets lucky.

    Well, your luck might be influenced by a variety of reasons like when you sent your application, whether your 140 is already approved, is it a complicated case, pending RFEs, etc. Nevertheless, it still is good news that so many people are now eligible to participate in the draw...

    You are absolutely right dude :)
    All (whose PD will be current) the Eb2 India folks try your luckkkkkkkkkkkkk..





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  • vgayalu
    01-18 09:06 AM
    Can some one tell, How to create a new thread please?


    Vgayalu



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  • bomber
    06-30 07:30 PM
    Way to Go !

    Let's get united (for the first time) and fight it tooth and nail.

    We should not let them get away with something like this so easily.

    To be honest with you all, last week when these rumors started, I thought once my case is filed, I don't care if they revise the bulletin or whatever. But after going through all this since yesterday, I don't want something like this to happen even to my enemies.

    Even if my case is accepted(current in June, hopefully lawyer mailed it Friday for monday delivery) I'll support you guys in this fight!



    So that it boosts up peoples who are similarly disappointed as i was last evening from 6 thru 9 PM ...

    July bulletin is still C and no one can stop us from Mailing/ Posting !!





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  • vkannan
    06-08 06:46 PM
    That "small change" of EB2 China PD is very important. It suggests that there is going to be "Spill over" so EB2 India and China will have to move together to use the unused numbers. A good sign; at least EB1 retrogression does not seem to be likely and there will be some spill over numbers to EB2 India (EB2 china may not benefit much as it had a PD later than that for the rest of the year.

    Scorpion: how can you say "no spill over". EB2ROW is current and so spill over is likely (more likely from EB1 and even to some extent from EB2 ROW)
    Moreover, EB2 ROW remained current meaning that they have not used all their quota; they will not use any spillover numbers and they may even provide spill over numbers to EB2 India and China.

    Maybe:
    Last year USCIS/DOS did the spill over in Aug/Sep, before doing the spill over they did bring china and India Cut-off date to have the same date. yes your thought could be right, there are some visas which they are "Forecasting" would be available for spill over.....

    Maybe Not:
    Its Just a forecasting right(v all know how good USCIS/DOS are when it comes to forecasting...) they might very well be proven wrong ......and moving china EB2 to India EB2 does not going to affect them in any way.....



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  • Ramba
    10-20 05:43 PM
    McCain was in favor of two major immigration bills. I guess he has better chances to do something about immigration. On the other hand, Obama has never voted for any major immigration bill and who knows what he really will do. Also, people assume that Obama is close to senator Dick Durbin who tried to screw the legal immigrants many times. If Obama wins and Dick Durbin becomes a more influential senator, we probably will be screwed even big time.

    Nobody knows who will win the election. What I find interesting is that many assume McCain will somehow help us to speed up our GC process. I don't know who will do what as the economy is in the toilet. I don't think either one will do anything about immigration for next 4 years as they have other things to take care of and legal immigration probably won't be a priority.

    However, if no changes are made and things keep going the way it has been going for a while such as - dollar keeps falling, economy keeps going down, businesses keeps going bankrupt - you may not even have a job for too long. With no job, you can pretty much say "goodbye" to your GC right there.

    So who really is better? Anyone?

    That is because, McCain served in senate more than 2 decades and spend much time in Senate judiciary commitee, which overseas immigration. Obama served only two year in senate (very junior member) and spent time in foreign relation commitee. McCain immigration bill (CIR) mainly to give amnesty to illegal aliens and create guest worker program. That bill was aimed (in 2005/2006) nothing but to win Hispanic votes in his bid to white house in 2008. He had no big concern for skilled workers as well as border secuity. It was all political move by McCain. McCain claims as he was a experienced, working accross party line and strong leader. If that is true, why he was not successful in passing immigration bill in 2006? Atleast Obama has right judgement and vison. Remember that, Skilled worker immigration will always be at bottom preference in any immigration bill in future, as it was in past. As economy in toilet, as McCain needs the help of the "Joe the plumber" to fix the toilet, immigartion will not get any attention even if McCain become the president. FYI, There was no single question about immigration in all 4 debates.





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  • vin
    06-12 03:35 PM
    "why should anyone now listen to Bush,"

    Both the democrats and GOP is divided on the Iraq war issue, but this is a bipartisan bill and only some of the Republican senators are opposing the bill. 80-90% of the democrat senators are OK with the bill. Once Bush is able to convince and get the 15 votes he needs, which he most probably will, the bill is most likely to go through.

    http://www.latimes.com/news/nationwo...adlines-nation

    Saying that 80% of Democrats support the bill and 86% of Republicans oppose it, Reid said he had no intention of taking up the bill until the GOP leadership has "25 votes or so" for the legislation. "I'm not dancing that tune again," he said.



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  • vandanaverdia
    09-11 07:08 PM
    "All men dream but not equally.
    Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity; but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes to make it possible."
    - T.E. Lawrence

    Don't we all dream of getting a GC???
    What is stopping you from to DC???
    Come & join hands & lets be heard!!!!
    Go IV!!!





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  • coolmanasip
    03-07 10:43 AM
    Yates Memo clearly says that ability to pay should not be a factor.....read below......

    Question 7. Should service centers or district offices request proof of �ability to pay� from successor employers in I-140 portability cases, in other words, from the new company/employer to which someone has ported?

    Answer: No. The relevant inquiry is whether the new position is in the same or similar occupational classification as the alien�s I-140 employment. It may be appropriate to confirm the legitimacy of a new employer and the job offer through an RFE to the adjustment applicant for relevant information about these issues. In an adjustment setting, public charge is also a relevant inquiry.



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  • CSPAvictim
    07-09 07:17 PM
    I'm not sure I totally understand what you said, but
    a. The 27% limitation doesn't apply to the last quarter(July,August, Sept)
    b. However, June falls in the third quarter for which the limitation DOES apply.
    c.
    text in bold has a GREY area....'plus remaining balance from previous months.'

    They can always say the additional approvals were left over from previous months...

    Like jonty_11 pointed out, Clause B states that numbers from previous months can be requested. Since it is a grey area, the USCIS may claim that in June (if they used up X number of visas) then (X-14,000) visas were balance numbers from previous months. And yet, it has to account for the 27% limitation for the third quarter.

    It'll be interesting to see how USCIS explains itself in court.


    Clause B is not the only thing. In any quarter they are not supposed to issue any more than 27% of 140,000(100%) = 37800. according to Clause A. After June 15th they issued 140,000 - 66000 = 74000. What about the last quarter quota of 37800? Where did it go? It was not supposed to be used before July.





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  • Jaime
    09-10 03:34 PM
    I have $100 more for anyone who can't attend due to funds! Let's GO guys!!!!!!!!!



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  • boreal
    12-28 02:36 PM
    Yes this is correct. If you have an approved I-140 and your I-485 is pending for 180 days, the employer cannot revoke your I-140 unless there is fraud in getting the I-140. If you have done joint filing of the two, if you get your I-140 within 6 months of the joint filing, you can change employers immediately after that. Of course, you can't just go to any employer; it has a to be a similar job.
    welcome back qplearn :-)





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  • coopheal
    06-11 09:27 AM
    Sent this morning.





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  • murali77
    08-06 07:38 PM
    Hello Gurus.

    My wife's and my I-485 status changed to 'Card Production' . PD Jan 2006.

    My wife is in India and scheduled to return on 25th of August on Valid AP. My question is if my can still use to AP to enter USA ?

    Appreciate your inputs.

    Thanks
    Mo





    redindian
    07-16 07:00 PM
    I think we need to counter act and stop this kind of False Propagandas
    Core Team Please draft a Letter in accordance to this we will all send Web faxes...
    Not every Senator has time to learn the facts they would only believe any statement or propaganda somebody is making. we should strongly object it..

    Again it is my personal view..


    the fax contents has been like this since last year - so i think they are just pathetic liars/losers who just want to spread false information about us.

    i am sure they know that we pay tax/social security - but it doesnt help their case.... no difference between these racists and AlQda madarassas





    sanjaymm
    10-29 01:43 PM
    I have mailed a notorized letter. I have also forwarded the link to other friends who may have missed this action item.
    Sanjay



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