WHEN THE WOMEN'S MOVEMENT CAME TO MADISON

"You see, Carol, it's called a dildo. I put it in my vaginia."

"Ghee, I don't know Linda. Are you sure? It looks awful big?"

"Oh sure, you betcha. Fits in just fine. If you use a little Vaseline, you can even put it in your anus."

"Golly Carol. I never."

"Oh don't be bashful. Here, give it a feel."

"Oh ghee. Feels like the real McCoy."

"But it never goes soft and is always ready. Unlike our husbands!"